I Am Unicorn

Things I've learned:
-Nigh-Immortal or not, and arrow to the face hurts like a motherf_er.
-The 'woman' I've been following in an attempt to warn of impending doom, is a man. Sure fooled me...
-The man's name is 'Stacey Darius', which I find a bit unnerving, allow me to explain...

I once new a young girl who had two older brothers, one of which is named Stacey DeDarius. It's as if he's taunting me. It's bad enough he took her from me, now he's going after someone who has a name similar to her brother's...

To differentiate between the two, I shall refer to the older one as Epic!Stacey, and the girly one as Fail!Stacey. Because he's an ass.

I've tried everything I can think of with this guy. I've tried saying 'HEY, YOU! LISTEN UP!', but he just ran away, screaming like a little girl... Again. I even tried writing a note, folding it into a paper plane, and tossing it at him. He picked it up, set it on fire, and walked off.

As much as I think saving him isn't worth the trouble, I refuse to let him claim another victim if I can help it.

I'll have to approach this differently...

I Wish...

... That this woman I've been following would stop running away screaming every time she sees me. Is it really so hard to believe that I merely wish to help her? :/

Bloggity Blog

For quite some time, I've been hearing people speak these 'Blog' things and I figured I should check it out. We'll see how it goes...